Dr. Midge's Office, Please Proceed

[.::.Dr Midge.::.]

Hello fellow doctors and/or patients. My name is Midge, but while you spend your time visiting my lovely little abode, you shall know me as Dr. Midge.

As some of you may know, I am an avid collector of human bodyparts and am in great need of any that you may come upon. For you see, my own collection is getting fairly tiny, and I need to make it grow so I may show off to my colleagues. Now, if you so truly would like to make a donation, please follow the following rules that will now make themselves magically appear on the virtual projector over there in that right corner.


All donations to Midge will need to pass certain standards:

If you were to post first, the body part must start with a, the donor who follows must donate a body part with the letter b and so on.

The body part you donate must be from a human, and real.

It would be highly reccommended to present Midge with a picture upon the box that holds the part, or else Midge will get very angry.

Reading these rules means that you must now participate or forever hold your peace.

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Now please take a view of my collection as of right now~

Human Heart

Human Trachea

Human Eye

Human Earlobe

Human Kneecap

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Please give Midge something that you do not see on the table, and Midge in return will reward you with a (mediocre, hey I'm a doctor not a designer) banner ~

-El Samplez-







-El Finite Donations-

[r.i.e.n.h.i.e.t]

Human Abdomen (: It's from this that I killed cause he was a bum-face to my friends. (:
The abdomen includes all of these body parts as well. (:
- liver
- gall bladder
- pancreas
- appendix and some other things I don't care to mention.

[.::.Dr Midge.::.]

Dr. Midge thanks Rein and gifts her with

A SUPER AWESOMENESS BANNER MADE BY HAND!!!


TIS OF ARTEMIS (picked her at random)


"thank you for the abdomen" says Midge as she stuffs it into her giant box full of other body parts

[r.i.e.n.h.i.e.t]

-fangirlsqueel- I luffles it! =D Artemis shall be verreh happy when I show her. (: Thankies. :3

[Dreamer the arms dealer]

[give brain] its from one of my asscoite that got on my wrong side.

[~Aurora*Moon~]

Eh, what the hey. On L4D, Autumn got a little crazy, and I managed to rescue this from the poor fellow~



Luuuuuuuuungs